Thankskilling (2009)

[Not Rated]

A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.--IMDB

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I already knew this movie was going to be dumb before I watched it, so my expectations weren't very high. Surprisingly, it exceeded my expectations, only because it was entertaining and kept me laughing at it with its many bad puns. But it is still a dumb movie. The opening shot in the movie is literally boobs. To say the acting is bad is an understatement. The whole movie is about a killer puppet turkey, who at some point in the movie actually rapes a woman. The characters are stereotypical. And of course, the graphics are horrible. But the kills are pretty decent at the least. Ultimately, this movie does a good job of accomplishing what it seems like it was made for --being a ridiculous, funny horror.

Streaming on Amazon Prime Video, TubiTV, and Screambox

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KILLS - 12

1. axed (not shown)

2. animal murdered

3. animal gutted

4. decapitated

5. throat slit (not shown)

6. throat slit

7. neck snapped

8. skinned

9. shot from inside

10. heart pecked out

11. stabbed with carver

12. burned

See video below for in action KILLS!

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